Miss Fortunes

Sherman Oaks, CA
United States

Booth: 5262

The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth, but never sugarcoats your destiny. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here – just twisted and outrageous predictions that will leave everyone laughing.

Show Specials

Get 100 Funny Fortune Cookies For Free! (Mar 17, 2025)

Leave 'em laughing with funny fortunes written by professional comedy writers. We're so sure your customers will love them, we'll give you 100 free with our minimum purchase!

Press Releases

Miss Fortunes Struggles to Craft Catchy Press Release Headline (Mar 17, 2025)

Attendees urged to stop by Booth 5262 to pitch ideas.

Products

Fortunes Against Humanity

Beware, these are our bleakest creation yet...
with messages so dark, we could only get them printed in New Jersey.... More Info Less Info

Holiday Offerings

Change it up with seasonal messages all the year through. Specially-themed messages for Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Pride, Halloween, Christmas, and even Hanukkah!... More Info Less Info

Offend Someone You Love Today!

Feed the darkness in your soul with cookies whose humor is as black as the batter used to make them.... More Info Less Info

Show Off Your Questionable Taste!

Irreverently funny and sinfully sexy, these flirty messages will make you turn as red as the cookies they come in...... More Info Less Info

Let Your Twisted Sense Of Humor Shine!

Irreverently funny, Miss Fortunes flips the script on traditional fortune cookies by delivering a gut punch of reality along with a quick sugar high.... More Info Less Info